Three Hours Before Dawn🌙🍰
At three o’clock in the morning, Tara was sitting in the living room of Miss Ruby with all three dogs gathered around her. She had been awakened by a kick from the baby, and had an unusual craving.
You see, Tara was seven months pregnant and had spent the entire pregnancy being remarkably cheerful. She had endured morning sickness, swollen ankles, and unsolicited advice from people who had last been pregnant during the Eisenhower administration—all without committing any felonies.
From the bedroom came Jim’s voice.
“Tara?”
“Yes?”
“Why are all the lights on?”
“We have a situation.”
Jim appeared in the doorway, squinting. He had crossed oceans, commanded sailors, and stood watch while the sea tried to throw an entire ship sideways. Even half asleep, he carried himself like a man prepared to receive a damage report.
Tara looked up at him solemnly.
“I’m craving Victorian Rum Cake.”
Jim waited.
“Is that the whole situation?”
“It is the *current* situation.”
He looked at the clock. Then at Tara. Then at the three dogs, none of whom appeared willing to relieve him of command.
“Go back to sleep.”
“I can’t.”
“Try harder.”
“The baby wants cake.”
“The baby has never been to Victorian England.”
“The baby has your interest in history.”
That was difficult to argue with at three in the morning.
Jim turned toward the bedroom. Behind him came the faintest sniff.
He stopped.
Jim knew that sniff. It was not yet crying. It was advance intelligence that crying had entered the area and was awaiting orders.
He slowly turned around.
Tara’s chin trembled.
The dogs looked at him with open condemnation.
“Oh, for—” Jim rubbed a hand over his face. “Nobody move.”
All three dogs immediately moved.
Within sixty seconds, Jim had transformed the living room into an operational command center. His phone showed every open business within fifty miles, while Tara sat under a blanket and the dogs searched for crumbs that did not yet exist.
Jim called a truck stop.
“Do you sell rum cake?”
The woman who answered paused. “Sir, we have rum, and we have cake.”
“Together?”
“Not officially.”
He called the grocery store.
“We have fruitcake,” the clerk offered.
Jim, one eyebrow raised, looked at Tara.
She shook her head with the gravity of an admiral rejecting an unacceptable peace treaty.
“Fruitcake is not authorized,” Jim said, and hung up.
The search had produced no cake.
He had spent years learning that when the obvious route was blocked, a good officer changed tactics.
He looked toward the galley.
Tara followed his gaze. “You’re going to make one?”
“I’m going to investigate the feasibility.”
“That means yes.”
“It means go back to sleep.”
Jim opened ChatGPT and typed:

**HOW TO MAKE A VICTORIAN RUM CAKE AT THREE IN THE MORNING IN A BUS WHILE BEING WATCHED BY A PREGNANT WOMAN AND THREE JUDGMENTAL DOGS.**

ChatGPT replied that it would be happy to help.
“Finally,” Jim muttered, looking at his family, “someone aboard who follows orders.”
He inventoried the galley with military precision: flour, sugar, butter, eggs, spices, dried fruit, and a bottle of rum he had been saving for an occasion more dignified than emotional blackmail - but what the heck, put it to good use.
Years of cooking—and years spent growing up among the cornfields of Illinois, where people considered an empty pantry a personal failure—had prepared him well. He began measuring, mixing, and making notes for his RV cookbook.
**Emergency Victorian Rum Cake**, he wrote.
**Serves one pregnant wife. Everyone else should abandon hope.**
Tara wandered into the galley.
“I thought I told you to go back to sleep.”
“I’m providing moral support.”
“You’re eating the raisins.”
“Morale is improving.”
One dog stole a pat of butter. A second positioned himself beneath the mixing bowl. The third stationed himself at the oven, apparently promoted to Chief Cake Inspector.
Jim slid the pan into the small convection oven. Two minutes later, Tara asked if it was ready.
“It has been in there for two minutes.”
“It smells ready.”
“That’s the rum.”
“Maybe the aliens have accelerated it.”
Jim considered this. He believed there were things in the universe humanity did not understand. He simply doubted any advanced civilization would travel millions of miles to interfere with baking times in a motorcoach.
Still, he checked the oven.
When the cake was finally baked, it refused to leave the pan.
Jim stared at it. The cake stared back.
“You commanded a ship,” Tara said encouragingly.
“Ships generally come out of the ocean when you ask them to.”
He ran a knife around the edge, turned the whole thing upside down with the controlled confidence of a man executing a difficult naval maneuver. Nothing happened.
He tapped the bottom. Nothing.
Tara whispered, “Maybe it can sense fear.”
Jim gave the pan one sharp smack.
The Victorian Rum Cake dropped onto the plate in one magnificent piece. The dogs scattered. Tara applauded. Jim stood taller. “That,” he said, “is how you recover a cake.”
He poured warm rum glaze over the top, added one final note to his cookbook—**secure all dogs before glazing**—and carried the cake into the living room.
Tara took one bite and closed her eyes.
“Jim.”
He waited.
“This is the best thing you have ever done.”
“I once helped recover part of a space shuttle.”
“This has glaze.”
“Fair point.”
She ate every last crumb, smiling happily. Then she leaned over, wrapped both arms around him, and held on.
“My hero,” she murmured.
Jim looked around at the flour-covered galley, the exhausted dogs, the empty rum bottle, and the first pale light appearing beyond the windshield.
“Go back to sleep.”
This time, she did.
She curled up on the sofa and fell asleep almost instantly, looking as peaceful as if the entire crisis had never occurred.
Jim took one picture on his phone: Tara beneath the blanket, one hand resting contentedly on her belly, the empty dessert plate beside her, and three loyal dogs asleep at her feet.
He saved it without a caption. He didn’t need one.
Forty years later, whenever Tara makes an impossible request, Jim still tells her to go back to sleep.
But just in case, he starts preheating the oven.

Отредактировано BrownGunner6864 (2026-08-28 05:34:16)

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Guild: Double D’s

🌙🍰 THREE HOURS BEFORE DAWN 🍰🌙

PART 1 — TARA’S PERSPECTIVE

The Night of the Napoleon Emergency

For seven whole months of pregnancy, I had been remarkably reasonable.

No bizarre cravings.

No midnight demands.

No crying because the store was out of something I had never wanted before in my life.

No sending Jim across town because the baby suddenly required a cheeseburger, three peaches, and one very specific kind of pudding.

I endured nausea, sleepless nights, swollen ankles, heartburn, and a tiny human practicing combat maneuvers against my ribs with dignity.

My coworkers were impressed.

Jim was proud.

I was basically a pregnancy legend.

😌✨

Until tonight.

At exactly 3:00 a.m., I turned on the bedside lamp and sat upright.

Jim opened one eye.

I looked at him.

“Jim.”

He blinked.

“Yes?”

“I need Napoleon cake.”

There are moments in marriage when a husband should immediately recognize that he is standing at the edge of a cliff.

This was one of those moments.

Unfortunately, Jim was twenty-four, half asleep, and apparently feeling brave.

He looked at the clock.

Then at me.

Then back at the clock.

“Right now?”

“Yes.”

He made the mistake.

The terrible, irreversible, marriage-altering mistake.

“Why don’t you wait until morning?”

😐

My chin trembled.

Jim froze.

My eyes filled with tears.

His face changed instantly.

“Oh no.”

And then I completely lost it.

😭😭😭

“I HAVEN’T ASKED FOR ANYTHING FOR SEVEN MONTHS!”

“I know!”

“I HAVE BEEN NICE!”

“You have!”

“I HAVE BEEN CALM!”

“Very calm!”

“And now I want ONE CAKE!”

“You can have the cake!”

“At three in the morning!”

“I WILL FIND THE CAKE!”

Jim launched himself out of bed so fast he nearly put both legs into the same pant leg.

Within minutes he had keys, phone, jacket, wallet, and the wild-eyed expression of a man embarking on a mission from which he might not return.

🚗💨🍰

Bakery?

Closed.

Grocery store?

Closed.

Restaurant?

Closed.

Friend who baked?

Didn’t answer.

Neighbor who cooked?

Didn’t answer.

Former classmate whose aunt might possibly know something about pastries?

Also did not answer.

By 3:40 a.m., Jim had officially reached the desperation stage.

Then he remembered something.

My sister DeNae was asleep in the guest room.

Poor DeNae.

She had no idea she was about to be drafted.

Jim came back into the house and went straight to her room.

“DeNae.”

Nothing.

“DeNae.”

A groan from under the blankets.

“Wake up.”

“Is Tara having the baby?”

“No.”

“Is the house on fire?”

“No.”

“Then leave.”

“Tara needs Napoleon cake.”

Silence.

The blanket slowly lowered.

“At three forty in the morning?”

“Yes.”

“Buy her one.”

“I CAN’T FIND ONE.”

“Then congratulations. Your mission is over.”

“No.”

Jim had the look now.

The one that said rational thought had left the building.

“We’re making one.”

DeNae stared at him.

“We?”

“Yes.”

“Do you know how?”

“No.”

“Do I?”

“No.”

“Excellent.”

😂

Then Jim remembered Grandma’s cookbook.

Not just any cookbook.

The old Betty Crocker special edition from the 1950s Grandma gave me as a wedding gift.

Somewhere inside it was the Imperial Desserts Collection.

And somewhere inside that collection was the original Napoleon cake recipe.

Suddenly the living room became an archaeological dig.

📚🔎🍰

Jim pulled books off shelves.

“Blue one?”

“No.”

“Red one?”

“No.”

“This?”

“That’s an encyclopedia.”

“How do you know?”

“It says ENCYCLOPEDIA.”

Finally DeNae pulled an old Betty Crocker cookbook from beneath a stack of magazines.

She opened it.

Flipped.

Flipped.

Flipped.

Then—

“IMPERIAL DESSERTS.”

Jim nearly cried.

There it was.

✨ NAPOLEON CAKE ✨

Butter.

Eggs.

Milk.

Flour.

Sugar.

Vanilla.

Cream.

Enough ingredients to supply a small European monarchy.

There was only one place open.

Walmart.

🛒🌙

So at approximately 4:10 a.m., my husband and my sister walked into Walmart carrying a 1950s Betty Crocker cookbook like they had discovered an ancient treasure map.

They bought everything.

Then Jim bought extra butter.

Extra eggs.

Extra cream.

Extra flour.

Because by this point he had decided that running out of one ingredient might actually result in divorce.

Back home, they spread everything across the kitchen.

Then came the horrifying realization.

Neither one of them actually knew how to make Napoleon cake.

Jim stared at the recipe.

DeNae stared at Jim.

Jim stared at the pastry dough.

The pastry dough appeared equally concerned.

That was when Jim called for reinforcements.

“ROWAN!”

✨🧌✨

Rowan the Sparkle Goblin was given one task:

Find the best possible YouTube tutorial on making Napoleon cake before Tara wakes up and realizes we have failed.

And thus began:

🚨 OPERATION NAPOLEON 🚨

Pastry was rolled.

Custard was whisked.

Butter flew.

Flour migrated into locations that should not legally contain flour.

At one point Jim had flour in his hair.

At another point DeNae was threatening him with a whisk.

“STOP STIRRING IT LIKE CEMENT!”

“I’M TRYING TO GET THE LUMPS OUT!”

“YOU ARE MAKING NEW LUMPS!”

A pastry layer broke.

Jim panicked.

DeNae stared at it.

“Crumbs go on top.”

Jim immediately began crushing it.

“NOT THE WHOLE THING!”

Somehow, against all known culinary law, it began to resemble a cake.

Layer.

Custard.

Layer.

Custard.

Layer.

More custard.

More layers.

More crumbs.

Finally, just before dawn, there it stood.

Crooked.

Slightly uneven.

Possibly offensive to several generations of French pastry chefs.

But beautiful.

🍰✨

Jim carried it into the bedroom.

I opened my eyes.

He looked like he had survived a war.

Hair wild.

Flour on his shirt.

Custard on his cheek.

Dead behind the eyes.

And in his hands—

Napoleon cake.

My face lit up.

“You found one?”

From somewhere behind him, DeNae made a noise that sounded suspiciously like she was choking.

Jim simply said:

“Yep.”

I took one bite.

Buttery pastry.

Vanilla custard.

Soft layers.

Absolute perfection.

My tears were gone.

My mood was restored.

My entire soul healed.

😌🍰💛

I ate.

And ate.

And ate.

Every.

Single.

Crumb.

Then Jim pulled out his phone.

📱

He took a picture of me sitting happily in bed, seven months pregnant, holding the empty dessert plate with the expression of a woman who had absolutely no awareness of the destruction required to produce it.

He sent the picture to himself.

Not for anyone else.

Not for social media.

Not even for me.

Just so Future Jim would always remember.

📸 SCREENSHOT — JIM’S PHONE

3:00-something in the morning

A very pregnant Tara.

Hair messy.

Completely calm.

Completely satisfied.

Empty Napoleon cake plate in her hands.

Tiny smile.

No tears.

No crisis.

No evidence whatsoever that she had emotionally detonated the household only hours before.

💛🍰😌

I handed him the plate.

“Thank you.”

I kissed his cheek.

Rolled over.

And instantly fell asleep.

😴

Jim stared at me.

Then at the empty plate.

Then at the ceiling.

Then collapsed beside me.

And in that moment, my twenty-four-year-old husband made himself one solemn promise:

Never again ask a seven-month-pregnant woman if her craving can wait until morning.

Never.

Ever.

Again.

🌙🍰😭

Отредактировано Tara 031cde (2026-08-28 07:14:13)

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Guild: Double D’s

🌙🍰 PART 2 — DeNAE’S PERSPECTIVE 🍰🌙

I Was Just Visiting

I would like the record to show that I did not volunteer for this mission.

I was visiting my sister.

That was all.

No one told me the guest-room package included emergency pastry deployment.

At 3:40 a.m., Jim appeared beside my bed.

“DeNae.”

I ignored him.

“DeNae.”

Still ignored him.

“Wake up.”

I opened one eye.

“Is Tara having the baby?”

“No.”

“Is someone bleeding?”

“No.”

“Is the house on fire?”

“No.”

“Then go away.”

Jim took a breath.

“Tara needs Napoleon cake.”

I stared at him.

I waited for the punch line.

There was none.

“Napoleon cake.”

“Yes.”

“At three forty in the morning.”

“Yes.”

“Jim.”

“Yes.”

“Go back to bed.”

“I asked if she could wait until morning.”

I immediately sat up.

😳

“Oh, you idiot.”

“I KNOW.”

That explained the panic.

Apparently my sister had made it seven months without asking for anything ridiculous.

And the one night she finally developed a craving, Jim chose that exact moment to test the limits of human survival.

So now we were making cake.

Not buying cake.

Making it.

From scratch.

Before sunrise.

Using Grandma’s cookbook from the Eisenhower administration.

Excellent.

We searched the living room.

Books.

Magazines.

Shelves.

Cabinets.

Jim held up an encyclopedia.

“This?”

“No.”

“How do you know?”

“Because Napoleon cake is not filed between NEVADA and NUCLEAR FUSION.”

Eventually I found the Betty Crocker cookbook.

And sure enough:

Imperial Desserts Collection.

Napoleon cake.

I read the ingredients.

Then I looked at Jim.

“We do not own half of this.”

“Walmart.”

Of course.

🛒

At four in the morning, I entered Walmart with my brother-in-law, still half asleep, carrying a cookbook old enough to qualify as family history.

The cashier looked at us.

Looked at the book.

Looked at the mountain of butter.

Then very wisely decided she wanted no part of whatever was happening.

Back home, Jim announced:

“Okay. Let’s make it.”

I looked at him.

“You have no idea what you’re doing.”

“I have instructions.”

“You have a recipe written in 1957.”

“We have Rowan.”

Apparently when modern civilization fails, you call the Sparkle Goblin.

✨🧌📱

Rowan found a tutorial.

The woman in the video was calm.

Graceful.

Confident.

Her pastry circles were perfect.

Our first one looked like West Virginia.

Her custard was silky.

Jim’s looked like sweet scrambled eggs.

Her kitchen was spotless.

Ours looked like a flour explosion had taken casualties.

By five in the morning, there was flour on:

The counter.

The floor.

The refrigerator.

Jim.

Me.

A chair.

Somehow the wall.

I still have questions.

I was washing bowls while Jim generated new bowls at an alarming rate.

“How many bowls does ONE CAKE NEED?”

“I don’t know!”

“You have used seven!”

“It keeps saying ‘in a separate bowl’!”

“We are eventually going to RUN OUT OF SEPARATE BOWLS!”

Then he dropped a pastry layer.

We both stared at it.

“Five-second rule?”

“No.”

“Tara won’t know.”

“I WILL KNOW.”

He sighed.

We made another.

By dawn, I had gone through all five stages of grief and several that science has not yet named.

And then somehow—

We had a Napoleon cake.

🍰✨

Was it symmetrical?

No.

Did it look professional?

Absolutely not.

Would I have fought someone who insulted it?

Yes.

Jim carried it toward the bedroom.

I followed behind him.

Tara woke up.

Saw the cake.

Smiled brightly.

And said:

“You found one?”

😐

FOUND ONE.

Ma’am.

Your husband just recreated Imperial Russia in your kitchen.

But I kept my mouth shut.

She ate a bite.

Then another.

Then another.

And suddenly she looked completely peaceful.

No tears.

No drama.

No sign of the crisis that had dragged me into Walmart before sunrise.

Then she ate the entire thing.

Every crumb.

Jim took the picture.

📸

Seven months pregnant.

Empty plate.

Happy little smile.

Completely innocent.

Then Tara kissed him.

Said thank you.

Rolled over.

And fell asleep.

Instantly.

Like someone had flipped a switch.

😴

Jim stared at her.

I stared at Jim.

Then I looked toward the kitchen.

I already knew what was waiting for me.

The battlefield.

Bowls.

Pans.

Whisks.

Flour.

Custard.

A rolling pin attached to something I chose not to investigate.

I cleaned it all.

Because apparently that was my destiny.

Eventually, just as the sun was beginning to come up, I wiped down the final counter, turned off the kitchen light, and headed back toward the guest room.

I stopped at the bedroom door.

Tara was peacefully asleep.

Jim was unconscious beside her.

The empty dessert plate sat on the nightstand.

I looked at them both.

Then I whispered:

“Seven months.”

“Seven months she asks for nothing.”

I shook my head.

“And the first thing she wants requires twelve pastry layers, a 1950s cookbook, Walmart, YouTube, a Sparkle Goblin, and the complete destruction of a kitchen.”

I went back to the guest room.

Pulled the blanket over my head.

And made one solemn promise of my own.

Next time Tara gets pregnant…

I’m staying at a hotel.

Отредактировано DeNae (2026-08-28 07:21:32)

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Guild: Tagalong

Джим ворвался на кухню к своему соседу-повару Марку, даже не удосужившись надеть второй ботинок. — Марк, умоляю. Таре нужен «Наполеон». Тот самый. С заварным кремом, который хрустит так, что слышно в соседнем квартале, и чтобы коржи были цвета старого пергамента. Прямо сейчас. Марк, щурясь от света фонарика на телефоне Джима, посмотрел на часы микроволновки — 03:14. Он перевел взгляд на взъерошенного приятеля, на его дрожащие руки, вспомнил свой собственный неудачный опыт с беременными (его жена ушла от него именно после фразы «да купим мы тебе эти обои завтра») и молча кивнул.
Проблема была в том, что настоящий, правильный «Наполеон» пекся шесть часов. У них было меньше трех до рассвета, когда первая пекарня откроет свои двери, но Джим знал: магазинный торт из пластикового контейнера станет для него смертным приговором. Тара хотела не просто сахара, она хотела ритуала, победы над этим жестоким миром ради неё одной.

Следующие два часа превратились для Джима в военную операцию под кодовым названием «Императорский десерт». Пока Марк раскатывал ледяное тесто, включив вытяжку на полную мощность вопреки всем правилам приличия в спящем доме, Джим метался по ночной Москве:

• 03:45. Звонок бывшему однокласснику Стасу. Его тетка-кондитер держала крошечную точку на закрытом рынке у Савеловского вокзала. Она согласилась открыть им склад-холодильник за две пачки настоящего алтайского масла, которые Джим купил накануне по ошибке вместо маргарина. Джим летел туда на такси, прижимая к груди килограммовый брикет восемьдесят второй жирности, как новорожденного.

• 04:20. Высадка на закрытом рынке. Сторож-узбек, разбуженный стуком, потребовал мзду. В ход пошли новенькие беспроводные наушники Джима. За это сторож лично подогнал электрокар, чтобы довезти их с коробкой замороженных коржей до машины.

• 04:50. Крах операции «Ваниль». Для крема нужны были настоящие бурбонские стручки. Единственная круглосуточная лавка специй находилась на другом конце города. Таксист, услышав адрес, запросил тройной тариф и всю историю беременности Тары в качестве оплаты за моральный ущерб. Джим рассказал всё, включая цвет обоев в детской, и водитель вдруг ударил по газам, пробормотав: «У меня пятеро. Держись, брат».

• 05:30. Финальный рывок. Вернувшись к Марку, они обнаружили, что тот уже сварил базовый крем, но забыл про секретный ингредиент — столовую ложку дорогого армянского коньяка для аромата. Коньяка в доме не оказалось. Джим, чьи глаза уже заливал пот, а пульс отдавался в ушах набатом, схватил початый подарочный Hennessy, который берег на годовщину, и без колебаний вылил драгоценные капли в кипящую кастрюлю. Ради спасения собственной жизни он был готов пожертвовать даже выдержанным французским спиртом.

К шести утра кухня Марка напоминала поле Куликовской битвы. Сквозь клубы пара от остывающего крема виднелась гора грязной посуды, пол был присыпан мукой, а сам повар сидел на табуретке, привалившись к холодильнику, и тихо икал от усталости. Но посреди этого хаоса на специальной подставке для торта возвышался он — идеальный, монументальный «Наполеон». Двенадцать тончайших, вручную отмеренных слоев теста, пропитанных шелковым ванильно-коньячным облаком. Верхний слой был посыпан не просто пудрой, а настоящей ванильной пыльцой, которую Марк соскреб ножом прямо со стручка.

Джим бережно принял коробку, обернув её в три кухонных полотенца для термоизоляции, словно нес взрывчатку. Он взлетел на свой этаж пешком, перепрыгивая через ступени, потому что боялся, что тряска лифта разрушит хрупкую архитектуру десерта.

Тара сидела в той же позе. Свет всё ещё горел, освещая бледное, осунувшееся лицо. Когда замок щелкнул, она вздрогнула.

Джим вошел, сбросил куртку прямо на пол и торжественно поставил коробку ей на колени. Коробка слегка дымилась от тепла свежего крема. Он рухнул в кресло рядом, пытаясь восстановить дыхание, свистящее, как у марафонца.

Она подняла крышку. По комнате поплыл густой, невозможный аромат домашней выпечки, топленого масла и дорогой ванили. Тара посмотрела на мужа. Глаза её всё ещё были красными от недавних рыданий, но теперь в них стояло чистое, незамутненное изумление.

Она взяла самую большую сервировочную вилку, отрезала кусок размером с добрую треть торта, положила в рот, зажмурилась... и впервые за семь месяцев заплакала снова. Только на этот раз — навзрыд, счастливо, давясь непрожеванным слоеным тестом и размазывая слезы по щекам.

— Ты идиот, Джим, — прошептала она с полным ртом, хватая его за руку. — Я же пошутила! Мне просто ночью скучно стало, я думала, ты скажешь «иди спать», и я обижусь минут на пять!

Джим, глядя на то, как она с первобытным аппетитом поглощает императорский десерт стоимостью в годовой запас парфюма и остатки его нервных клеток, лишь слабо улыбнулся и потер саднящее от недосыпа горло. — Знаешь, солнышко, — прохрипел он, закрывая глаза, — если бы ты знала, сколько стоил твой каприз, ты бы ела его хотя бы левой рукой, пока правая подписывает мне ипотеку на новую печень. Дай сюда вилку, или я упаду в обморок прямо на твои тапочки. 🍰🌃😴

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Ромовая баба «Виктория»
В три часа семнадцать минут ночи Джим уже стоял посреди кухни в одном ботинке, с телефоном у уха и выражением лица человека, которому поручили спасти не просто семью, а как минимум человечество.

— Мне нужна ромовая баба, — шептал он в телефон. — «Виктория». Большая. С пропиткой. С кремом. Нет, обычная ромовая баба не подойдёт. Нужна именно «Виктория».

На другом конце сонный голос приятеля-пекаря пробормотал:

— Джим, ты понимаешь, который час?

— Понимаю.

— А я завтра открываюсь в семь.

— Понимаю.

— И вообще, у меня ничего нет.

Джим тяжело вздохнул.

— У тебя же есть ключи от пекарни.

На том конце повисла тишина.

— Ты сейчас серьёзно?

— Очень.

Через десять минут Джим уже мчался по совершенно пустым улицам.

Первым делом он вспомнил про пекаря Майка. Когда-то они вместе учились, и Майк после университета открыл маленькую семейную пекарню. Но Майк категорически заявил, что никаких десертов ночью не выдаёт.

Потом Джим позвонил соседке, которая славилась своими пирогами.

— Ромовая баба? — переспросила она. — Нет, дорогой. Но у меня есть шарлотка.

— Спасибо.

— С корицей.

— Спасибо.

— И я могу сверху положить изюм.

— Миссис Браун, я вас очень уважаю, но сегодня мне нужна именно ромовая баба.

Третий звонок был бывшему однокласснику.

Четвёртый — владельцу ночного кафе.

Пятый — человеку, которого Джим вообще не знал. Его номер сохранился в телефоне под названием «Кондитер — срочно».

Оказалось, это действительно был кондитер.

Правда, кондитер сейчас находился за городом.

— А где вы? — спросил Джим.

— На даче.

— А где «Виктория»?

— В холодильнике.

Джим посмотрел на часы.

3:41.

— Я буду через двадцать минут.

— За двадцать минут?!

— Если дорога будет свободной.

— Она не будет.

— Тогда за двадцать пять.

И именно в этот момент Джим вспомнил главное.

У его жены была подруга Линда, которая работала управляющей в гостинице. А в гостинице был ресторан. А в ресторане была кондитерская. И, насколько Джим помнил, по выходным там как раз готовили знаменитую ромовую бабу «Виктория».

Он набрал номер.

Гудки.

Один.

Второй.

Третий.

— Алло?.. — сонно произнесла Линда.

— Линда! Прости! Мне нужна помощь!

— Джим, если ты звонишь в четыре утра, значит, случилось что-то серьёзное.

— Тара захотела «Викторию».

Молчание.

— Ромовую?

— Да.

— С кремом?

— Да.

— Именно сейчас?

— Именно сейчас.

Линда вдруг совершенно серьёзно сказала:

— Поняла.

И отключилась.

Через две минуты пришло сообщение:

«Подъезжай к служебному входу. Только тихо».

Джим рванул туда.

У служебного входа его встретила Линда в халате поверх пижамы, с огромной связкой ключей.

— Давай быстрее.

— Где она?

— В холодильнике.

— Кто?

— «Виктория», конечно!

В кондитерском цехе царила темнота.

Линда включила свет, открыла холодильную камеру и торжественно достала коробку.

Джим посмотрел на неё так, будто перед ним лежал национальный символ.

— Она?

— Она.

— Настоящая?

— Джим, это ромовая баба, а не свидетель по уголовному делу.

Он осторожно взял коробку.

— Сколько с меня?

— Ничего.

— Линда…

— Ничего. Но завтра ты объяснишь Таре, почему я в четыре утра открывала гостиницу ради её десерта.

Джим прижал коробку к груди.

— Она будет тебе благодарна.

— Она будет благодарна тебе.

— Почему?

Линда усмехнулась:

— Потому что если ты сейчас вернёшься домой без этой бабы, мне кажется, ты больше никогда не решишься задавать ей вопрос «а может, до утра?».

Через двадцать минут Джим уже стоял в спальне.

Тара всё ещё сидела на кровати, укрывшись одеялом, и выглядела совершенно несчастной.

— Ну? — тихо спросила она.

Джим ничего не ответил.

Он поставил коробку перед ней.

Открыл.

Тара замерла.

Внутри, величественно поблёскивая кремом, лежала та самая ромовая баба «Виктория».

— Джим…

— Я нашёл.

— Где?

— Это долгая история.

— В три часа ночи?

— Очень долгая.

Тара посмотрела на десерт, потом на мужа.

— Ты сам её сделал?

Джим гордо выпрямился.

— Нет.

— Тогда где достал?

Он выдержал паузу.

— Через гостиничный ресторан, ночного кондитера, запасные ключи и человека, который теперь считает меня сумасшедшим.

Тара впервые за всю ночь улыбнулась.

— Ты понимаешь, что я хотела всего один кусочек?

Джим медленно сел рядом.

— Теперь понимаю.

Она взяла ложку, попробовала крем и задумалась.

— Очень вкусно.

Джим облегчённо выдохнул.

— То есть ты больше не плачешь?

— Нет.

— И не сердишься?

— Нет.

— Тогда можно мне спать?

Тара посмотрела на него.

— Конечно.

Джим уже успел улыбнуться.

— После того как принесёшь мне чай.

Он закрыл глаза.

— Разумеется.

И тут Тара добавила:

— И ещё знаешь…

— Что?

— Кажется, я хочу ещё одну.

Джим посмотрел на часы.

4:26.

Потом на жену.

Потом на пустую коробку.

— Линда, — прошептал он, — я надеюсь, у тебя много запасных ключей.

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